During the war, he steals the ID tags of a deceased army surgeon and inadvertently takes up the responsibility of amputating the limbs of wounded soldiers. The woman she is having sex with opens her chest to reveal the truth, much to the surprise of the musician's adopted son.Ī con artist who specializes in false identities is drafted into the Vietnam War. 17 years later while having sex, she suffers a near heart attack. The couple is ordered to pay all the money back and leave town immediately.Ī female jazz musician wants to blend in with the popular male musicians, so she hides her identity by wrapping her breasts tightly and wearing a strap-on dildo at all times. The couple had the townspeople fooled, but not the county medical examiner who saw the woman stick the bunnies into her vagina and tells the townspeople. Instead of divorcing him, she makes his life even more miserable than ever.Ī young woman schemes with her husband to make claims that a male rabbit impregnated her and that she reportedly gave birth to little bunny children. He is exposed when his wife, skeptical of his story due to how much partying he was doing, calls the hospital and finds out that he doesn't have cancer.
Even though he is successful in apprehending numerous criminals, he is eventually ratted out by an ex-con friend of his and arrested by the FBI.Ī man tells his shrewish, nagging wife he is dying of pancreatic cancer so he could get away from her, get her to stop nagging, and go out partying with his friends at strip clubs. On her way to the border, she extracts some of the heroin from her breasts with a needle to get high, unknowingly spilling it all over her shirt, and is subsequently apprehended by the border patrol.Ī recently paroled convicted felon wants to fulfill his childhood dream to become a police officer, but because of his record, he has to falsify his records to become one. Whether motivated by greed, ego, or criminal intent, just when you think you've heard it all, there are 1000 WAYS TO LIE."Įpisode 1: Natural Born Liars Originally aired MaĪ woman addicted to Heroin plans to smuggle Mexican Heroin in her breast implants. "Everybody lies, and everybody gets lied to.We lie to get ahead, we lie to get the girl, and to keep our secrets. The disclaimer then cuts to animation while the voice-over reads (note: only the ALL CAPPED words are illustrated): " YOU CAN BE ARRESTED AND/OR PROSECUTED!" "Do not attempt to try ANY of the actions depicted."
"Names have been changed to protect the guilty.and the gullible." " WARNING:' The stories portrayed in this show are based on real scams and depict illegal activities." At the beginning of the episode there is a sped-up voice over that is merely the voice over from "1000 Ways to Die" with a few words changed around: At the end of each summary, there is another picture of the incident, and the "Way to Lie #" and the nickname for the incident typed over the image in yellow "Sin City" font, mocking the "1000 ways to Die" presentation.
#1000 WAYS TO DIE SEASON 1 EPISODE 1 SERIES#
The first thirteen episodes of the series parody 1000 Ways to Die by telling the location and date with a border that has the words "Liar", "Deception", "Greed", "Money", "Shame", "Secrets", and "Betray" surrounding a picture of the incident.
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